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Our Menu

Lunch MenuDinner MenuBrunch Menu

Straters

Chicken Wannnngggs

Single $10.49 | Double $17.95 • Tangy buffalo hot sauce, lemon pepper, or BBQ.
Blackened Chicken Quesadilla photo

Blackened Chicken Quesadilla

$11.95
Topped with Cholula crema • Add Guac +$2.00

The Captain's Tenders

$10.85
Our signature Cap'n Crunch crusted chicken tenders served with Sweet Chili Ranch • Add a Side of our signature curly Fries +$3.49

Chips & Queso

$8.69
A blend of American cheese, peppers, and spices with fresh chips • Add Guac, Brisket, Taco Beef +$2.00

Salads

Blackened Chicken Caesar Salad

$15.85
Seasoned and grilled chicken breast over crisp romaine hearts, house Caesar dressing, parmesan cheese, sweet Italian peppers, and topped with epic cornbread croutons | Substitute Salmon +$3.00

Taco Salad

$15.25
Fried giant flour tortilla filled with fresh chopped greens, shredded cheeses, black beans, guacamole & your choice of ground beef, chicken, or brisket +$2.00 | Blackened with our house blend of herbs 'n' spices, topped with salsa verde, salsa rojo, cholula crema, chopped cilantro, & ranch on the side.

Sandwiches & Burgers

Served with our signature curly fries.

The Redneck Royale photo

The Redneck Royale

$12.45
Burger patty, American cheese, onion, pickle, and special sauce on a butter bun. Make it a double Royale for $3.75
West 7th Wrangler photo

West 7th Wrangler

$12.45
Burger patty, cheddar, onion rings, house BBQ sauce, all on a butter bun. Make it a double Wrangler for $3.75

The Cluck Norris

$14.55
An ode to when a local legend meets the chicken sandwich. It's crunchy, sweet, spicy, and one of our signatures. Cap'n Crunch crusted dry-brined chicken on a soft butter bun with iceberg, local pickles, and Cholula aioli.

Sides

Stewed Black Beans

$3.69

Spanish Rice

$3.69

Elote

$3.69

Mac N Cheese

$3.69

Mashed Potatoes

$3.69

Curly Fries

$3.69

Green Beans

$3.69
Fried Pickles photo

Fried Pickles

$3.69

Side Caesar

$3.69

Fresh Fruit

$3.69

Starters

Chicken Wannnngggs

$9.95
Tangy buffalo hot sauce, lemon pepper, or BBQ | Make it a double $16.95

Blackened Chicken Quesadilla

$11.95
Topped with Cholula crema • Add Guac +$2.00

Fried Pickles

$9.95
Served with our house-garlic ranch.

Texas Red Chili

$8.25
No beans, ever! Garlic cheese toast, cheddar, sour cream & chives.

Redneck Tater Skins

$9.95
Baked potato skins filled with pimento cheese, smoked brisket, crispy bacon, topped with green onions, and served with house ranch.

Cornmeal - Crusted Catfish Fingers

$12.75
With a side of chunky Cajun remoulade.

Sticky Jalapeno & Cheddar Cornbread

$5.99
Drenched in honey butter.

Steak Finger Basket

$10.99
Crunchy strips of country-fried steak with bold seasonings. Served with cream gravy • Add a side of our Rock Star Curly Fries +$3.49

The Captain's Tenders

$10.85
Our signature Cap'n Crunch crusted chicken tenders served with Sweet Chili Ranch • Add a Side of our signature curly Fries +$3.49

Southwest Eggrolls

$8.45
Served with queso, dueling salsas & house ranch • Add Guacamole +$1.00

Chips & Queso

$8.69
A blend of American cheese, peppers, and spices with fresh chips • Add Guac, Brisket, Taco Beef +$2.00

Southwestern Hummus

$11.25
House-made hummus, layer of fresh guac, sriracha tomato blend, served with oven toasted pita (or substitute pita for celery & carrots).

Soups

Jalapeno & Cheddar Soup

$8.25
Served with cornbread.

Salads

Blackened Chicken Caesar Salad

$15.85
Seasoned and grilled chicken breast over crisp romaine hearts, house Caesar dressing, parmesan cheese, sweet Italian peppers, and topped with epic cornbread croutons | Substitute Salmon +$3.00

The Train Wreck

$14.95
Salad greens topped with BBQ-pulled chicken, cheddar cheese, chopped curly fries, and garlic ranch.

Taco Salad

$15.25
Fried giant flour tortilla filled with fresh chopped greens, shredded cheeses, black beans, guacamole & your choice of ground beef, chicken, or brisket +$2.00 | Blackened with our house blend of herbs 'n' spices, topped with salsa verde, salsa rojo, cholula crema, chopped cilantro, & ranch on the side.

Grilled Chicken Cobb Salad

$15.85
Chopped greens with crispy bacon, chopped egg, diced avocado, tomato, and cheddar cheese served with house ranch or remoulade | Substitute Salmon +$3.00

Sandwiches & Burgers

Served with our signature curly fries.

The Redneck Royale photo

The Redneck Royale

$11.75
Burger patty, American cheese, onion, pickle, and special sauce on a butter bun. Make it a double Royale for $3.75
West 7th Wrangler photo

West 7th Wrangler

$11.75
Burger patty, cheddar, onion rings, house BBQ sauce, all on a butter bun. Make it a double Wrangler for $3.75

The Cluck Norris

$13.25
An ode to when a local legend meets the chicken sandwich. It's crunchy, sweet, spicy, and one of our signatures. Cap'n Crunch crusted dry-brined chicken on a soft butter bun with iceberg, local pickles, and Cholula aioli.

Chicken Ranch Sandwich

$13.45
Grilled yard bird breast with bacon, jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, and house ranch dressing on your choice of buttermilk biscuit or brioche bun.

Chicken Caesar Wrap

$13.45
Chopped lettuce, grilled chicken, parmesan, and crumbled cornbread croutons tossed in our homemade Caesar dressing and wrapped in a freshly grilled flour tortilla.

Pulled Pork Sandwich

$12.95
Slow-smoked pork, American cheese, onion rings, and house BBQ sauce on a buttered bun or buttered biscuit.

BLT Chicken Salad Sandwich

$12.25
Smoked chicken, crispy bacon, house mayo, and all the fixins on a buttermilk biscuit.
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The Sancho

$13.95
The sure-fire remedy for one of Koe's hangovers. Hickory-smoked brisket grilled cheese with metric tons of cheese on garlic buttered toast served with a side of brisket queso.
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Honey Pain Chicken Biscuit

$12.25
Chicken-fried chicken, melted white American cheese, and pickled jalapenos in a freshly baked buttery biscuit doused with hot honey.

Supper

All entrees are served with our signature cornbread.

Kuntry & Wistern Fried Steak photo

Kuntry & Wistern Fried Steak

$15.85
Served with pepper gravy and buttered Texas Toast. Choice of two of our side dishes. Pro Tip: Ask for it Texas Hot Style...its outstanding
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The Chicken Farmer

$16.45
Beer can stuffed bird, heavily seasoned with Koe's secret blend and firewood roasted, house BBQ sauce with your choice of one side. ATTN: This item is slow-roasted for 6 hours daily and is a limited quantity daily item. Sold until sold out

Chicken Fried Tamales

$13.95
Three spicy pulled pork & cheddar tamales, country style breaded & then deep fried, smothered in smoked brisket queso and our tangy house hot sauce with choice of one side. We recommend it with our Signature Elote.

Chicken Enchiladas

$14.65
Two corn tortillas filled with smoked chicken, gooey cheese, and peppers, topped with salsa verde & cholula crema, with black beans and Spanish rice.

Mama's Meatloaf

$14.95
House ketchup-glazed and hickory-smoked meatloaf with cheese sauce & beer battered onion rings with choice of two side dishes.

Build Your Own Ta - Koe's

Served with our signature street Elote.

Building My Own Ta - Koe Platter

$15.25
Four Tacos with your choice of the following: Corn or Flour Tortillas | Shredded Smoked Chicken, Grilled Beef Fajita, Al Pastor Pork | Chopped Fresh Onion, Chopped Cilantro, Chopped Fresh Jalapeno, Taco Slaw, Grilled Onions, Shredded Pepper Jack Cheese | Side of Mild Salsa Verde or Spicy Salsa Roja • Platters are served with a cup of our signature street Elote | For the toppings you can choose up to 3 toppings per taco.

Sides

Stewed Black Beans

$3.49

Spanish Rice

$3.49

Elote in A Cup

$3.49

Mac N Cheese

$3.49

Mashed Potatoes

$3.49

Curly Fries

$3.49

Green Beans

$3.49
Fried Pickles photo

Fried Pickles

$3.49

Side Caesar

$3.49

Sweet Dreams

Warm Peach Cobbler Blondie photo

Warm Peach Cobbler Blondie

$8.95
Topped with Henry's vanilla bean ice cream and white chocolate sauce

Campfire Smores Bar

$8.95
Served in cast iron with Henry's vanilla bean ice cream, roasted marshmallow, graham cracker crumbs, and chocolate sauce.

Served Every Saturday & Sunday 11 am - 3 pm

Menu

Served with your choice of roasted red potatoes, hashbrowns, fresh fruit, or Koe's Hangover Juice (Lone Star Beer with a side of tomato juice).

Everything But The Kitchen Sink

$15.85
Fresh whipped potatoes, homemade biscuits, hot house tomatoes, jalapenos, bacon, country fried chicken, brown gravy, sliced cheddar, scrambled eggs, and finished with a spicy cheese sauce | This item does not come with a side.

Mexican Street Omelet

$12.45
Three farm eggs filled with pork belly chili, ancho jack cheese, and cilantro. Topped with elote corn salad and queso fresco.

Strawberry French Toast

$11.65
Lightly battered, thick bread slices, smothered in velvety whipped cream, strawberry sauce, fresh strawberries, and caramel.

Leggo My Breakfast Sammich

$12.95
Freshly baked blueberry Belgian waffle filled with smoked ham, two farm fresh eggs, jack cheese, and sweet bacon jam - maple butter on the side.

The Old Skool

$11.35
Buttermilk pancakes with maple syrup, two farm eggs of any style and choice of Apple Wood Bacon, Black Forest Ham, or Breakfast Sausage.

Boomshakalaka! Blueberry Pancake

$11.85
Our excessive blueberry pancakes are layered with lemon curd and topped with fresh whipped cream.

The Three Little Pigs

$13.25
Our version of a breakfast Hash featuring pulled pork, ham, and bacon with onions, jalapenos, peppers, and potatoes. Topped with cilantro, cheddar, and three fried farm eggs.

Chicken & Waffles

$13.45
Hot, crispy Belgian waffles with breaded chicken tenders topped with creamy, rich butter and Bulleit Bourbon maple syrup. Served with a side of red wine blackberry compote (Your choice of breaded chicken tenders or our signature Cap'n Crunch Crusted Chicken Tenders).

Blackberry Ham

$11.95
Seared black forest ham, applewood bacon, jack cheese, and fried farm eggs atop Texas-style French toast. Served with hot maple syrup.

Breakfast Sliders

$11.25
Buttermilk biscuits topped with two over-easy farm eggs, excessive amounts of cheese, your choice of Apple Wood Bacon, Smoked Ham, or Sausage. Served with a side of Jalapeno Gravy or Add Guacamole +$1.00
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